Smile if you masturbate!
Great whales have been observed masturbating by suddenly rolling over in the water or putting on a burst of speed to stimulate their penises, even performing frottage against other male whales as ways to stimulate their immense erections. But then, masturbatory and same sex activity is well known throughout many species of the Animal Kingdom. While these activities probably feel extremely good to many animals, it's unlikely they ever feel any inhibition or shame about the pur