Your Penis is Your Best Friend!

by Bruce P. Grether

NOTE: After many years as a loyal Mailchimp customer, and 284 newsletters during which my content has not changed significantly, Mailchimp has blocked me from using the list I built over years to send emails. Maybe it's part of the AI revolution? Please understand then, why you may not hear from me again after this blog. Peace & Loving Brotherhood, Bruce

Your best friend -- bar none -- is always within reach of your own hands! See in the above close-up that Benjamin MIlagro was using lubrication, as he always did.

For two reasons:

1.) to increase sensation;

2.) to protect your penis's ultra-sensitive surface skin.

Have you seen the trailer for THE MAGICIAN;S NEPHEW? If so, you may have noticed the use of "Stairway to Heaven," which the Zepp has never before licensed for anyone to use. Turns out that Page & Plant are also long-time C.S. Lewis fans!

Just in case anyone reading this might be offended by considering the sexuality of Jesus, please be aware that near the end of this blog there is a "blasphemous" poem titled "Jesus Had a Penis." So if that coul bother you, please skip reading the poem, okay?!

Handsome Young Russell

Now HERE is a true Phallic God: Handsome young Russell. He's been my superb cohort here at the Phallic Brotherhood Mission for at least 5 years. We're still dear friends. Not far below are some images from his excellent video: "Banana Hammock."

These two handsome young men clealry feel some attraction to each other already, based upon how they gaze into one another's eyes and clasp hands between them…

This attraction "rises" to another level, visibly evident, as they get naked! So: what's next?

Yes, your penis is your best friend…

…even when you share your self-pleasure with a Phallic Brother!

+KIssing your fellow man while sharing masturbation is super!

Banana Hammock starring Russell!

You can see that this handsoem young fellow fully enjoys himself in solitude!

This is due to his skill as a MIndful Masturbator--skill equal to that of Benjamin MIlagro!

YUM!!!

You can en joy the full video "BANANA HAMMOCK" on the Phallic Brotherhood OnlyFans!

Owen is in the process of revealing himself here…

…and here, Owen has fully revealed himself in all his glory!

Apparently, this young fellow gazes in admiration at his best friend!

Sometimes maintaining a friendship requires a little extra effort…

Peek-a-boo!!!

Admittedly, I have a fascinaiton for gingers, especilaly when the carpet matches the drapes!!!

Ginger George!

The best friend that hangs loose and swings out heavy & growing from this handsome young fellow's rust-red bush can be seen fully engorged and standing up below.

Oh my!!!

CONTENT WARNING: Below the next image is a poem that you must aware is titled "Jesus Had a Penis" and if the idea of Jesus as an actual human male with sexuality might offend you, perhaps it's better not to read it.

JESUS HAD A PENIS

Jesus had a penis and he loved it very much — 

His penis was a magnificent thing

That he loved to touch.

Jesus had a great penis and thick dark pubic hair –

He had big balls that hung below

In a hairy heavy pair.

In his own perfect image, God made Jesus a beautiful man —

Complete with every human part,

Tall, strong and handsome.

Jesus had muscular arms and a big broad chest –

His hands were large and powerful

His crotch was a dark nest.

His penis swung about with a big huge rosy head –

That expanded while his erection grew

Long and hefty it lifted.

How good it felt to touch himself, he knew before thirteen –

When that thing between his legs grew stiff

And he kept his penis clean.

Since Jesus was a boy, every night as a form of prayer –

He stroked and tickled himself for hours

A pleasure he longed to share.

In his teens he went out under the stars to undress –

By night he made love to himself alone

And wandered the wilderness.

By moonlight young Jesus worshiped his own erection –

With full attention to each delicious detail

And total phallic admiration.

Because he loved himself, Jesus loved his fellow men —

He loved himself from toes to crown,

And then he did it again.

By pleasuring his beautiful penis so often and so well —

Jesus gained wisdom and great erotic power,

His self-pleasure broke hatred’s spell.

As Jesus stroked his penis, the Magick filled his heart —

He saw that all men are Brothers,

And that self-love is an art.

As men began to follow him, this secret Jesus shared –

That men love nothing more than this

To this nothing can be compared.

To touch him in the dark of night, his beloved followers came –

And Jesus touched them in return

Like candles to a flame.

Jesus had a penis, brilliant as the Morning Star—

A magnificence you can feel and see

No matter where you are.

His penis was thick and generous, hot as the blood in his heart—

Jesus love to stroke his virile member

As the very best place to start.

To find the deeper truth, his penis stood as a dowsing wand—

To uncover what lies at the Center of Men

And what beckons to their hand.

His veiny shaft and the big spongy head of Jesus’s erection—

Swayed our from his dark hairy crotch

To all the Sacred Directions.

Worshipful touch of that beautiful penis of Jesus—

By him and his group of devoted men

Was the secret of his success.

As Jesus shared his penis, they shared theirs with him—

Thus together as Phallic Brothers they lived

In an embodied Heavenly Kingdom.

As Jesus stroked his erection, he also pinched a nipple—

This caused waves of pleasure through his body

To expand in a growing ripple.

With his brothers he knew the true purpose of male nipples—

Thus they blessed one another’s bare chests,

Jesus and his loving disciples.

One another’s nipples these men touched and licked—

While sharing their multiple erections

Breathing deeply to connect.

With each of his disciples, Jesus rubbed penises together –

This way the men tasted Heaven’s Kingdom

And knew they were Phallic Brothers.

Just as he loved them, sharing such pure penis pleasure –

His followers took up the practice

And so loved one another. 

Jesus had a penis and he loved it very much — 

His penis was a magnificent thing

That he loved to touch.

9.4.24

Please let me know your reaction to this bit of sacreligious doggerel!

There can also be those wonderfully intense moments when an actual human male friend strokes the best friend between your legs all the way over the edge! The faces of the young fellow above reveal how marvelous this is for those guys involved both as giver and reciever!

Enjoy your own best friend, please, always use lube & lots of LOVE!

In Loving Phallic Brotherhood,

Bruce